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 Below are the Four Universal laws of projects....:) :) :)

EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERING STUDENTS.


Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2


but

Prove that 2/10=2

 Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".


but

Engineering Students replied:

2=two,
10=ten.


therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.


w=23,
o=15,

e=5,
n=14.

therefore

w+o=23+15=38

&
e+n=5+14=19

Therefore wo/en=38/19= 2.

Hence Proved


FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter ans kya hai, they say ans kya lana he"

22 things that will happen when the IPL is nationalised‏



1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing Lalit Modi, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India


2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi.


3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians (preferably Maharshtrian Brahmins). All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohammed Kaif.



4. The Chennai Super Kings team will be renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha, respectively.



5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers, et cetera.


6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.



7. Cheerleaders will be replaced by honourable ministers who will give speeches during breaks in the match.



8. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for be women.



9. Mayawati will demand SC~ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets.



10. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarised.



11. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commission.



12. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centres from 10 a.m. to 12:45 p.m. The facility to purchase tickets on your cell phone will immediately be withdrawn.



13. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a government doctor examines him.



14. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants.



15. The new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks.



16. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7:30 a.m. and subsequently from 3:30 a.m. to 7 p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability.



17. Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired.



18. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed "Krishi Darshan".



19. There will be no matches on weekends or on national/regional holidays.



20. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green.



21. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls to the reserved players.



22. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL, and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meeet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it.

How difference between currency of two countries calculated? Like a $ = Rs 46.?

There are various factors that determine an exchange rate. Trade value, inflation, and interest rates, to name a few. These are basic principles to help understand the concept.

Let's work in a closed vacuum and assume there is no inflation between two countries or any other factors and examine fluctuations based on wealth and trade.
We begin with country A, which lets call the USA and country B which we call Britain. Lets imagine that 1 UD Dollar = 1 British Pound.

Now let's say that the Americans own $100 and the British own 100 Pounds. If America buys $5 worth of product from Britain, America would have $95 and Britain would have 105 Pounds. Suddenly Britain becomes wealthier. In theory Britain is approximately 10% wealthier now. (100/95x105= 10.52%) So suddenly $1 would be worth around 1 Pound and 10 Pence.

This is the principle of trade surpluses and trade deficits and wealth within a currency.

Now let's imagine that America and Britain each have $100 again. Let's say that over 1 year, prices in America stayed the same but in Britain, prices went up 5%. We would now have an effect where Britain is 5% poorer then America and $1 would be now worth 1 Pound and 5 Pence. This is where interest rates are determined. Britain could have helped keep $1 worth 1 Pound by having an Interest rate of 5%.

Interest rates are determined normally by a Reserve Bank governor that determines economic policy for a currency. Interest rates can also be manipulated to stimulate an economy by strengthening or weakening a currency.

Now we can also consider what would happen if Britain deicide to print twice as much money as it had before. If America and Britain each has $100 and 100 Pounds each respectively, and Britain decided to print 200 Pounds in an attempt to get wealthier, suddenly $1 would equal 50 pence. However if Britain had found 100 Pounds of gold and was worth 200 Pounds, then $1 would still equal 1 Pound.

Very basically, this is how the system works, however is much more complex in reality.

I hope this gives a basic understanding of the principles.

Very cute pictures of fathers with their children. It is something usual to see a mother with her child on a picture, but when you see a father so loving and caring, it is someway even cuter. And sometimes, when they play with their children, they also remind big kids themselves.
Don't Miss the last one.